10. Nobody ever visits it.

9.  I'm not getting paid to do it.

8.  Wouldn't want to upset people who liked it the "old way."

7.  I'd spend more time checking links than working.

6.  I will HTML no line before its time.

5.  Nobody's found my top secret link page yet.

4.  I'd rather work on my Malt Show page instead.

3.  Two words: Less hair.

2.  I'd have to start making things up.

1.  It's hard evidence that I haven't got a life.